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sunnysundown:reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:51 -0400

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

russdom: forestwildflower: thenatsdorf: Keanu Thieves (via...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:31 -0400

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

theoreocat:Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:30:07 -0400

theoreocat:

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

theoreocat:Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:29:39 -0400

theoreocat:

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

whatisdisdotcom: happyting6: Lmaoooo Where’s the lie??

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:29:05 -0400

whatisdisdotcom:

happyting6:

Lmaoooo

Where’s the lie??

x-cetra: allaboardtheloonyexpress: why-animals-do-the-thing: ra...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:28:29 -0400

x-cetra:

allaboardtheloonyexpress:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

rainnecassidy:

kedreeva:

kropotkindersurprise:

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

And oh by the way, this is a clip of Trump casually breaking federal law. You have to get a special permit to handle bald eagles for scientific, educational, or religious purposes, which are the only purposes allowed. Self-promotion is not.

uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter"...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:27:37 -0400

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

starteas: im-not-a-crack-pot: starteas: tomatomagica: basic anime girl: sigh i’m not as...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:20:41 -0400

starteas:

im-not-a-crack-pot:

starteas:

tomatomagica:

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

1-800-bitchcraft: pocheposh: iwillknockyouup: jonmarion: livin...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:16:19 -0400

1-800-bitchcraft:

pocheposh:

iwillknockyouup:

jonmarion:

livingmytruthx:

puddingafterbreakfast:

Zoom in on her face in the third gif.
She means this.
You are completely irreplaceable.

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

Reblogging because I needed to see this message tonight, and something tells me someone else does too.

Reblogging as I think every one of my followers are special and impossible to replace.

Remember that.

You are all special and important, and Ellen is a gift.

i needed this

rowantheexplorer: newborndropletsofice: thoodleoo: do you ever read an article so bad that it...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:16:03 -0400

rowantheexplorer:

newborndropletsofice:

thoodleoo:

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

I get the distinct impression that this level of spite is the primary thing that carries most PhD candidates all the way through their program.

queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:15:35 -0400

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

too-easy-being-green: zerpderptwerp: eternalgirlscout: i will kill you: basic threat; overused;...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:15:11 -0400

too-easy-being-green:

zerpderptwerp:

eternalgirlscout:

i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Your pants can’t wait for my pee

And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

gh0ulpunk: atiredtrans: fun-with-colors: atiredtrans: daisto: atiredtrans: atiredtrans: hot...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:14:44 -0400

gh0ulpunk:

atiredtrans:

fun-with-colors:

atiredtrans:

daisto:

atiredtrans:

atiredtrans:

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

yes

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

literally universal healthcare is a Big Need and obviously it should include hrt, gender therapy, and trans surgeries. cis people r stupid

mockeryd: wocinsolidarity: BLESS I’m gonna reblog this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:14:12 -0400

mockeryd:

wocinsolidarity:

BLESS

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

gallifreyan-queen19: As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:13:39 -0400

gallifreyan-queen19:

As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif

What is that loss thing??

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:12:57 -0400

loss.jpg?? Basically it’s a meme where people remake the loss comic in the most abstract way possible, no matter how minimalist it is you can always recognize it because it looks like this

bundyspooks: hullabaloon: Whenever I come across a trainee in customer service (like a cashier, or...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:12:40 -0400

bundyspooks:

hullabaloon:

Whenever I come across a trainee in customer service (like a cashier, or a sales rep), there is usually a senior/experienced employee with them doing the training and they always apologise for the trainee. “Sorry, they’re learning.” And I always respond with, “That’s good! We all have to learn.”

Even when I got a new phone and had to wait five hours for them to process the purchase (it was on a contract so there were a lot of forms and regulatory steps to finalise), when the trainee went to the back and I was alone with the store manager, I made a point in how impressed I was with the trainee’s performance. The relief on her face was prudent and they were extremely grateful for my patience.

We don’t discourage children from learning. We don’t lambast them when they can’t perform a task that an experienced person can do. Humans aren’t born with the inherent ability to work a credit card facility. We are born to learn and develop skills that help ourselves and each other.

The only decent thing we can do is be patient and encourage each other to become the best at what we do.

This is so important

royc2009: dianaofthemyscira: Violet Parr in Incredibles 2...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:11:54 -0400

royc2009:

dianaofthemyscira:

Violet Parr in Incredibles 2 (2018)

mielparaoshun: celticpyro: To everyone who tries shaming people...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:11:33 -0400

mielparaoshun:

celticpyro:

To everyone who tries shaming people with “y’all are too busy with [insert frivoulous fad here] to care about [insert important world issue here]”

It’s not healthy to only think about the negative.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:11:04 -0400

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sunnysundown:reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

russdom: forestwildflower: thenatsdorf: Keanu Thieves (via...

theoreocat:Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

theoreocat:Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

whatisdisdotcom: happyting6: Lmaoooo Where’s the lie??

x-cetra: allaboardtheloonyexpress: why-animals-do-the-thing: ra...

uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter"...

starteas: im-not-a-crack-pot: starteas: tomatomagica: basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as...

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

1-800-bitchcraft: pocheposh: iwillknockyouup: jonmarion: livin...

rowantheexplorer: newborndropletsofice: thoodleoo: do you ever read an article so bad that it...

queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English...

too-easy-being-green: zerpderptwerp: eternalgirlscout: i will kill you: basic threat; overused;...

gh0ulpunk: atiredtrans: fun-with-colors: atiredtrans: daisto: atiredtrans: atiredtrans: hot...

mockeryd: wocinsolidarity: BLESS I’m gonna reblog this...

gallifreyan-queen19: As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first,...

What is that loss thing??

bundyspooks: hullabaloon: Whenever I come across a trainee in customer service (like a cashier, or...

royc2009: dianaofthemyscira: Violet Parr in Incredibles 2...

mielparaoshun: celticpyro: To everyone who tries shaming people...

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starteas: im-not-a-crack-pot: starteas: tomatomagica: basic anime girl: sigh i’m not as...